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TE PUI CU BLONDELE ?
grandfather112
acum 20 ore si 19 minute 0

O blondă vrea să demonstreze că blondele sunt deștepte.Se duce la un concurs de cultură generală :
Prezentatorul : Cât face 2 ori 2?
Blonda : 2.
Blondele din public : Mai dați o șansă!!!
Prezentatorul : Bine.
Blonda : 3.
Blondele din public : Mai dați o șansă!!!
Prezentatorul : Bine.
Blonda : 4
Blondele din public : Mai dați o șansă!!!

Courtesy: AAFA
Andrew Rosen, founder and CEO of Theory, Stuart Vevers of Coach, Nick Graham, and Ed Nardoza have been honoured with the 39th AAFA American Image Awards. A star-studded gathering of designers, fashion executives, and celebrities attended the American Apparel & Footwear Association's awards event which celebrates innovation and leadership in the industry.

The event was emceed by award winning actor Alan Cumming. Rosen was given the Person of the Year award,...

UNDEVA ÎN AUSTRALIA...
grandfather112
acum 2 zile si 20 ore 11

Undeva în Australia :
Când am ajuns la vârsta de pensionare, m-am prezentat la oficiul de pensionare de care aparțin. Doamna de la tejghea mi-a cerut actele personale, să-mi verifice vârsta. Am căutat prin buzunare, dar mi-am dat seama că le-am uitat acasă. Am spus că mă întorc mai tarziu şi aduc actele de identitate. La care doamna: "Descheiați-vă cămașa"Am descheiat-o, şi au aparut firele de păr cărunțite de pe piept. "Aceste fire cărunte sunt destule dovezi"...

Sanjay Garg’s clientele is not one that needs to be sold the concept of buying saris; they have already bought it and they keep coming for more. In what was once Bombay Electric, racks Garg’s saris and blouses. They are neatly piled one on top of the other—the effect of which reminds you of walking into a highly organised, colour-coded stationery store.

Raw Mango was Garg’s first label which started in 2008 and focused on the Chanderi weave. “I am not one to pick...

A nice thing about Shanghai Fashion Week (SFW) is that you can build yourself from the bottom up and actually end up somewhere. We're seeing this happen every year, proving that SFW is still in its initial stage. The city's fashion week is also one of the key places that almost seems like reverse logic. The real buyers who buy in mass quantities were cooped up in a small place in Xintiandi buying huge amounts of clothing.

Although we think that we need to go to higher qualitative...

Men’s Spring Fashion Essentials
pymer
acum 1 saptamana si 2 zile 23

Just in case you didn’t know, spring is upon us. Long gone are the days of bundling in heavy layers and trudging through the bleak cold. We have now entered a time predicated on the liberality of color combinations and laying in the green grass of the Bryant Beach. So many “szn’s,” so little time to enjoy them as the spring semester flies by. But while we’re still on the Bryant campus and the weather is somewhat agreeable, I might as well let you all know what spring clothing items...

Cottoning on to the revolution
pymer
acum 1 saptamana si 4 zile 22


The countdown has begun, not just to Fashion Revolution Day this coming Monday but a whole week celebrating better practice in fashion production that runs until April 30. Many of you will have heard about this movement and organisation in the past few years, set up following the Rana Plaza tragedy in Bangladesh on April 24, 2013, in which 1134 people were killed and more than twice that number injured when the building housing clothing factories collapsed.

Even in the...

Greger — Strope
pymer
acum 1 saptamana si 5 zile 23

Mrs. Richard Strope
Rena Gayle Greger of Clear Lake married Richard Joseph Strope of Clear Lake in a double-ring ceremony on March 31 at Butler’s Courtyard in League City.

The bride is the daughter of Richard and Rhonda Greger of Lott. The bridegroom is the son of Mark and Ann Strope of Hamilton, Ill.

Jerry Campbell and Zach Short officiated the ceremony.

Given in marriage by her parents.

Matron of honor was Deidra McLaughlin of...

PREMONIȚIE !
grandfather112
acum 2 saptamani si 0 zile 45

Vreme noroasă. Se apropie o furtună care pare cumplită. Dinozaurul stă lângă o stâncă, la un fel de adăpost. Îi sună telefonul… Apelul este de la crocodil.
Crocodilul: -Auzi, dinozaurule, te-a sunat cumva, Noe ?
Dinozurul: - Nu. Trebuia să-mi spună ceva ?
Crocodilul: - Voiam doar să știu… dar dacă nu te-a sunat, să știi că e nasol tare…

SENIE, ASCETUL...
grandfather112
acum 2 saptamani si 1 zi 45

Un ascet își dedică toată viața lui D-zeu, trăind în pustiu, hrănindu-se cu rădăcini, toate cu gândul la răsplata în viața de apoi pentru viata sa de pe pămant întru D-zeu. Vine şi fericita zi în care moare (dupa atatea rădăcini zi de zi, era de așteptat). Urcă frumos pe tunel, trece de lumină, ajunge la poarta Raiului, cu Sf. Petru cu ceaslovu-n față. Dă să intre în Rai, sigur pe el. Sf. Petru îi barează drumul:
- Ho, șefu', încotro?
- Păi în...

Premium ethnic and lifestyle brand Jashn has launched a collection devoted to ’80s fashion for S/S ’17. The collection has a look that depicts the power of the 80’s, tailored with the vintage retro look. The exclusive designs blend in with latest fashion while standing out on their own. It’s a mix of polkas and stripes, and tropical art and foil prints.

The’80s decade has a memorable and distinctive history, which inspired the design team at Jashn to come up with this...

Proces
VIPalex.techiu
acum 2 saptamani si 2 zile 45

La un proces plictisitor din cale-afara, cand toti aproape ca
adormisera, un betiv exclama catre procuror:
- Sa ma pupi in fund !
- Afara !
- Nuuu ! Aici, sa vada toata lumea !

Un arab in Romania deschide o afacere mare si intalneste o tipa iar dupa cateva intalniri o cere in casatorie.
Tipa:
- Auzi, pai daca vrei sa ne casatorim trebuie sa o cunosti pe mama!
Arabu:
- Forte bine, Ahmed iubeste la tine.
Se duc ei la masa si acolo.... mama:
- Mai Ahmed, pai fata mea are nevoie de masina scumpa sa stea cu tine!
Ahmed:
- Nu problem, Ahmed iubeste, Ahmed plateste!
Dupa o saptamana, Ahmed:
- Uitati aici...

Barbatul si femeia
VIPalex.techiu
acum 2 saptamani si 2 zile 45

Barbatul: In sfarsit. Am asteptat asta atata timp.
Femeia: Vrei sa plec?
Barbatul: Ai inebunit? Nici sa nu te gindesti la asta.
Femeia: Ma iubesti?
Barbatul: Bineinteles! Tot timpul!
Femeia: M-ai inselat vreodata?
Barbatul: Doamne fereste! Bineinteles ca nu.
Femeia: O sa faci sex numai cu mine?
Barbatul: Sigur ca da. Cu orice ocazie.
Femeia: O sa ma lovesti vreodata?
Barbatul: Ai inebunit?
Femeia: Pot sa am incredere in...

Justin Bieber is many things! He’s a talented musician, a playboy, a lover to his fans when he wants to be, a hater to his fans when he wants to be and recently a fashion icon??? More specifically a hair fashion icon! Yes, it seems the Biebs has done it again with a trendy hairstyle that’s got stars bigger than him rocking it!

I’m not talking about the “Baby” days of Bieber’s hair… that was SOOO 2010! I’m talking about the bleach blonde buzz!! Yes, Bieber’s been...

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